Green Litter

This post may be considered by some as virtual trash or cyber junk mail but there is worse to come. I have spent the afternoon letterboxing real junk mail on behalf of, and herein lies the irony, the Green Party.

Fortunately for me the candidate in question, standing for local council, thought his chances improved by the omission any admission of his Green Party membership… so the irony of my sin may have been invisible to the majority of those who spied me in its commission. If you’ll excuse the jargon and the verbosity.

Now i’m going to leave you in peace to recover from the lack of clarity of my meaning and go visit an old friend who passes his time making the most exquisite jewelry but before i go.

Yesterday i attended cricket practise at a local club and thanks to my obvious ability (demonstrated by my striking the batsman in the groin with a curly ball) i may be asked to play for the team!


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